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General Category => Harness Racing => Topic started by: Brown jug on September 29, 2020, 10:08:22 PM
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well this one is a bit much
in race 8 analysis she said the 1 horse was coming in from saratogawhich is a 1/2 mile track in the USA
quite sure that sar5/8 is sarnia(hiawathapark) in ontario
there really is nothing more to add
just clueless
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TRY TELLING HER THAT, TALK ABOUT GETTING HER VAG IN AN UPROAR. PICKING WINNERS JUST ISNT HER FORTE
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She is just terrible as a host. Stick to blogging or something.
The scariest thing is, she isn't getting better with time.
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She is just terrible as a host. Stick to blogging or something.
The scariest thing is, she isn't getting better with time.
I used to like their pre-race reviews...
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Monique is a very nice person, leave her alone!!
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There were two brothers that handicapped on the WEG circuit and still do that made nice money with overnights that would reverse program lines so from the bottom up and I'm thinking that's Randy's thoughts.
The Cherry boys?
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rabbi, no one is making a personal attack on monique that would be uncalled for
we are strictly offering an opinion on her ability to do the job she was hired for
and yes people are allowed to learn on the job and improve over time , but there is little evidence that is the case here
yes everybody makes mistakes but she just doesn't seem like a good fit for the position of hosting a show , maybe if someone else carried the show and just asked her for opinions on the races
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That’s great for business
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Have to admit she has a nice front yard. But the eye lashes have to go.
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Have to admit she has a nice front yard. But the eye lashes have to go.
Has the front yard been sprayed for weeds? 73cv.2
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You guys claim to be handicappers. Why would you want the in track people to pick it right? Makes me more when they lead the people that don’t put the work in the wrong direction. Let’s be honest if they knew how to handicap they could make more in 2 races than sitting there for 5 hours
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ARE YOU GUYS SAYING VAG IS A CUNT?
THOUGHT SO
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No but I bet she has a hairy one. Euro name and all. Under arms too. Somebody has to be wheeled her around the track.
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Randy's method always involves a horses backclass or "lines on the bottom of the program". Hey RANDY!! they are on the bottom of the program for a reason - that is yesterdays news. Horses that are trending into form or sharp NOW are the ones to consider.
Yeah if all your looking for is chalk or 2nd choice. Back class does make a difference and a good way to hit a Longshot. At anytime that horse can find that back class and pop at a good number... tmbz1
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She actually thinks she is 1 of the reasons handle is up.
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after Bert Renaud won the Grassroots final with his 3 yr old filly she asked him,during an interview, if he was going to try her in the Golds next year....Bert had enough class to politely say that the OSS was over for his horse
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Why are we talking about Monique's Vag?
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The Cherry boys?
Don and Dick?
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Don and Dick?
lol, like you dont know who i mean
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I like Monique, am I the only one who does?? I like her race calls too...very relaxed and efficient.
I have never heard her call a race.
That would be interesting.
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new drinking game , every time she uses the word "CAPABLE " you drink
should be hammered by race 4 most nights
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she is a very nice woman, leave her alone!
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She absolutely stumbled through all the post race interviews last night.
Totally embarrassing. At least send Chad out there for this.
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She is definitely attractive, much better looking than looking at them dudes . All tracks should’ve went with attractive woman commentators . If i am losing my cash I would rather look at Jessica otten then sweating Dave Little
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No horse player agrees with that.. zero. Double zero. If your listening you want to hear something you dont know. Some insight on a horse or trainer, something that i cant read off program. Nobody cares what guy or gal giving info looks like. If you do then continue to bet your 2 dollars to show
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I'd like to flick my $2 toonie into her love hole!! :1 :1
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No horse player agrees with that.. zero. Double zero. If your listening you want to hear something you dont know. Some insight on a horse or trainer, something that i cant read off program. Nobody cares what guy or gal giving info looks like. If you do then continue to bet your 2 dollars to show
Or betting the Freehold pick 3's, right Gary? 73cv.2
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No horse player agrees with that.. zero. Double zero. If your listening you want to hear something you dont know. Some insight on a horse or trainer, something that i cant read off program. Nobody cares what guy or gal giving info looks like. If you do then continue to bet your 2 dollars to show
This. If I'm tuning in 4 or 5 nights a week, especially in person where I can't mute her, I want something of substance.
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Listening to her picks you would be lucky to have a toonie to flick.
Touché.
That is very true. ngc3 ngc3
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Dave little chalk dog isn’t giving out any top secret info sorry .
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i tend to have the sound off
however i did catch her analysis of race 11 tonight
she was debating wether to play the 2 who she said was moving down or the 7 who she said was moving up
problem is they are both coming out of the same prior race ...huh??
nothing personal, just noting she does not seem that well versed in what she is supposed to be educating people on that choose to listen
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This. If I'm tuning in 4 or 5 nights a week, especially in person where I can't mute her, I want something of substance.
Get the official Woodbine Mohawk program
The official handicapper THE HORSEPLAYERS JOURNAL by Robert Reid Jr.
He is pretty good. His comments are meaningful , and it is obvious that he watches both race replays and qualifiers, and makes insitefull observations. His 3rd and 4th choices are generally a good price and often hit the ticket. He tells you something that is not obvious by just reading the program
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Here is the link to Woodbine Mohawk official programs
https://woodbine.com/mohawk/free-programs/
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good point commish
reid clearly does his homework
big upgrade on the prior journal writer
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I saw a Robert Reid as a trainer in a Canada book last week. And I have heard MV has quite the bush.
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Probably a hairy bastard. She can’t get a good enough view to trim it cause those big tits keep causing interference.
INQUIRY damn it!! ngc3
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ok
but you would agree she is not knowledgeable on the topic she speaks
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She’s beautiful
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Why don’t you clowns 🤡 due your own due diligence and handicapping. I will just look at the view 😄
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we so
in fact i like it when she touts one i am not betting
hopefully directs money to that horse and lets me know i am on the right track with my selection
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She’s better than that lil black guy
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She has about much knowledge as Bartlett does in big money races. She must go thru a gallon of glue each week for those fake eye lashes, plus what she sniffs each day putting them on 11.wp 11.wp 11.wp 11.wp 11.wp 11.wp 11.wp
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who's the lil black guy? Lucpark?
his name is jason portuando....year s ago his uncle had horses with Harold Stead and later on Portuando worked for Harold....he transitioned to Tbreds as an excersize rider.....lately he works the Tbred side at Weg as the in house handicapper.
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He's WEG's George Costanza talks like he knows things but bets his pay cheque so he works for nothing ngc3
Isn't this like the pot calling the kettle black............ you seem to know everything about everyone......how does one person have so much information about so many people? ......do they even know who you are?
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Exerciser or the Vag-e-ciser ngc3
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You want to talk about "no idea"..check out this link
Its a weekly show...hosted by Brodie Lawson....same name name as the head of Woodbine ?? just a coincidence
A weekly show....and Moniques always looks great
Sometimes she explains handicapping..and what goes into it........but rarely on the show gives ahint of her selection
https://www.facebook.com/watch/live/?v=379665276385515&ref=watch_permalink
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thanks for sharing, i think
i got the jist after the intros and needed no more
how embarrassing
just goes to show anything goes and anything is possible on the internet
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yes, and she has a beautiful voice too. and she always wishes everyone good luck. Thats very nice of her. Probably a bitch off the air though lol ngc3 who knows? let us know.
Very nice person on and off the air. Knew her before her days on WEG tv.
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Very nice person on and off the air. Knew her before her days on WEG tv.
Nice comment
She always presents herself well
IMO what she misses is a mentor..who could explain to her more about the insides of racing , eg qualifiers, equipmeny changes......maid ens...and the nice purses for finishing 2nd and 3rd each week,
She always presents a "postive " approach.....whic h if you were management...thta t is what you want.
She has no skills as an interviewer , and management should see that...and help her develop..or let Chad do them...He has improved a lot in the last 2 years..and he is a pretty good race announcer too...a good asset for a race track to have some one like him. If I was running Mohawk..there would be 2 people each night to do the show...pick from Chad Monique and Randy........the runners from Woodbine always have 2 persons
The plan is to attrack new bettors.....espec ially women..and Monique fits the big plan
They knew what they hired...its their job to make it bettor
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his name is jason portuando....year s ago his uncle had horses with Harold Stead and later on Portuando worked for Harold....he transitioned to Tbreds as an excersize rider.....lately he works the Tbred side at Weg as the in house handicapper.
Portuando couldn't pick his father in a room full of Chinamen..terribl e handicapper.!!
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Portuando couldn't pick his father in a room full of Chinamen..terribl e handicapper.!!
Good point
When he opens his mouth..........no thing of any value comes out.
But WEG needs his profile
His resume says all the things he has done......but not how well he has done them
If he been good at what he has done...he would still be there
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I saw a Robert Reid as a trainer in a Canada book last week. And I have heard MV has quite the bush.
2 different people.
Robert Reid Sr trained a couple though.
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just to reiterate
not suggesting she is not as nice person , have no idea
comments are strictly based on the fact I think you should have some knowledge/insight/experience in terms of what you speak of
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just to reiterate
not suggesting she is not as nice person , have no idea
comments are strictly based on the fact I think you should have some knowledge/insight/experience in terms of what you speak of
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Agree 100%
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How big are those boobs. My goodness.
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thank you. MV
Clearly, best looking tv in durham region tonight at 630...and isnt that the idea
MV smart and lusty tonight in her thur eve pre game fall sweater.
Thoughts of a wonderful harvest came to mind.
Hopeful M's picks are as ' $$ bountiful' tonight
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M is a very nice woman, God bless her
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The question I have is......for anyone that may have tapped Dawn and Monique at one time or another:
Is your pecker still attached? ngc3 ngc3
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Does she read this site?
CAN SHE READ? MOST BROADS CANT. ALL THEY DO IS BLAB BLAB BLAB
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oh wait we have a new contender
laura diken on tsn race night live just said perfect storm had been second in her last race in newfoundland(nfld) which given the symbols is actually correct but of course most anyone associated with the business would know that is northfield
good god
and nobody else on the set bothered to correct her
now i get that the show is clearly geared to newbies who know nothing which is fine
same goes for the mohawk race show, don't pretend to be an insightful show when it is just fluff
many more qualified people for these jobs who actually know the business and handicapping but wait, oh yeah they are older white males, cant have that now can we
sad really
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i cant make this shit up,
she just did a recap of race 8 and what a great mile by el wild spirit flying at the end to win at a nice price
only problem, he finished SECOND!!!!!!
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Brown jug. 1000000 percent spot on. You could not of said it better. They think young girls or young uninformed men will draw more fans. That myth has been disproved time and time and time again. Look at your crowd and who has online account. These players want to hear substance not stupid fluff that they bring to the set..Only saying Just the facts maam
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Exactly.. but dont waste your time. They wont addmit they made mustake 5 yrs ago going in that direction. Its time to change couse and have someone on set that csn relate to crowd and who looks like the crowd. Its called age and sex discrimination
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I’d watch a prerace show if Dan Nance was the host. tmbz1
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Bottom line Monique is fine , she’s got a great body and let’s be honest fellas how many of you are hitting something better ?
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once again when commenting on any host/handicapper etc i will just stick to their qualifications for that role and do they add any value of any kind to their job
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i am quite sure if you type in pretty girls or a similar description on your original macbook you will get what you are looking for
there is no need for it on a racing/wagering show if that is all they bring to the table
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wouldn't this relationship be another harness racing beauty........... .........Ringo aka the Mouth and Ms Vag aka the Parlay Queen............ being on the same broadcast........ ....Ringo on more then one occasion had a tough time not squeezing "the charmin"s................ .......female car dealer found out the hard way.............. .he got his hands and faced bitch slapped big time............. ............
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Bottom line Monique is fine , she’s got a great body and let’s be honest fellas how many of you are hitting something better ?
Clearly you have never stood next to her.
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SHE IS AN ARROGANT CUNT IF YOU ASK ME, THANKS FOR ASKING
NO BROAD CAN OUT HANDICAP A MAN
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"NO BROAD CAN OUT HANDICAP A MAN "...........was your quote
This might have the makings of a contest.......... ................y ou versus Miss Vag
You could make it happen....you no doubt were behind the Handicapping competition at Leamington Raceway. But instead of a 7 week contest......( we could not stand looking at you for 7 weeks)
A one night battle , with the loser giving $ 100 to Care for the Retired Stadardbred race horse.
You would be game ...I'm sure
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interesting analysis of tonights mohawk race #3
she says she likes the 9, moon bridge but is concerned starting from the second tier will hinder his preferred front running style
think about it fellas........... .. yeah you get it
i don't make this up
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Who gets their handicapping advice from a racetrack host anyway, seriously?!? I have never bet any of her pics, but she is nice to look at and has a pleasant voice. She should be calling races more often. I have NEVER bet from ANY racetrack handicappers selections. I thought you people knew how to gamble?
Well at least the new people tuning in now know that post 9 is a trailer lmfao.
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Whch would you prefer on your offtrack screen at 630p?
Mohawk's Monique and her visible assets and kind demeanor..or miami valleys wizard with a 14th race analysis 'dunce cap' affixed, just having fun?
---remember, these places looking for a few eyeballs.
btw..hoosiers sweet emily gaskin gonna be just fine...best of luck with your upcoming baby..relax..youv e got the job. Proven.
And indiana downs t'bred soft lens hostess rachel mclachlan hands down (or on if you prefer) top tv tbred best..along with very capable Acacia Courtney gulfstream/nyra/fox analyst..and (former miss connecticut) equally scrumptuous.
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Cmon.
You guys would die to start in the 2nd tier and have your tongue all over Monique’s moon. 11.lapz 11.lapz
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When she first started posting the "Parlay Queen" was known for pretty much mostly hanging out with guys and doing traditionally male oriented stuff like handicapping and playing poker. I seriously doubt that she's bitchy in person. Makes no sense unless you are being a dick to her.
On the other hand her handicapping and overall knowledge are not up to par but I hated Portuando who says horses are "guys" about 200 times a night and probably still does in the TBreds but I have no problem muting and just watching when I am interested in a race up there.
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please, the wizard???
all i have ever said is if you are going to have a studio show make it informative
if you think it helps to find an attractive female with knowledge go for it but i assume they are tough to find
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You cant hear the lady. WAY TOO QUIET.
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That's not Monique dude. She's on tonights show and has better things to do at 6.30 than respond to some dumb shit you posted over a month ago.