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Title: WHY IS DAVE LITTLE SO OBESE?
Post by: E E Doogie on July 17, 2020, 10:01:11 AM: HIS WHOLE NAME IS AN OXYMORON, LEAVES ONE TO WONDER WHY HE IS OBESE

CUZ.... KISSING ASS HAS NO CALORIES!
Title: Re: WHY IS DAVE LITTLE SO OBESE?
Post by: NJ Observer on July 17, 2020, 10:22:08 AM: WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING? ALL THEM YEARS OF GOING DOWNSTAIRS TO THE DUNKIN' DONUTS AND SCARFING DOWN 1/2 A DOZEN BEFORE THE DOUBLE TOOK ITS TOLL!!! THAT DON'T MENTION ALL OF THE PETRIFIED HOT DOGS THAT MUST BE EMBEDDED IN HIS COLON!!! I HEARD ON HIS WAY IN HE STOPPED IN CLIFTON ONCE AND TOOK OUT A GARBAGE BAG SIZED ORDER OF RIPPERS FROM RUTT'S HUT TELLING THE COUNTER GUY HE WAS BRINGING A DOZEN OF THEM FOR THE PRESS BOX AT THE SWAMP. ALL HE DID WAS POLISH OFF 9 IN THE CAR ON RTE. 3. BEST WAS HE TOLD HOLLYWOOD AND TELETUBBY BROWER HE ONLY GOT THEM 1 EACH!!!
YOU'D THINK THE TALE OF GLUTTONY WOULD END THERE BUT OF COURSE AFTER THE LAST NOT SO LITTLE ENDS UP AT THE TICK TOCK DINER WHERE HE INHALED STEAK + EGGS BENEDICT AND A BELGIAN WAFFLE!!!

THIS GUY CAN EAT!!!
Title: Re: WHY IS DAVE LITTLE SO OBESE?
Post by: Racing Troll on July 17, 2020, 10:26:54 AM: Quote from: E E Doogie on July 17, 2020, 10:01:11 AM
HIS WHOLE NAME IS AN OXYMORON, LEAVES ONE TO WONDER WHY HE IS OBESE

CUZ.... KISSING ASS HAS NO CALORIES!

NEITHER DOES EATING CHALK, BECUZ, HE IS A CHALK EATING WEASEL
Title: Re: WHY IS DAVE LITTLE SO OBESE?
Post by: harnesstimes on July 17, 2020, 10:42:10 AM: Dave Littles Drive down the Road to the Meadowlands pace stops at every, (https://i.imgur.com/FHq4ZHa.jpg) and (https://i.imgur.com/cWjkVi3.png)and (https://i.imgur.com/50o9gtH.png) within 50 miles
Title: Re: WHY IS DAVE LITTLE SO OBESE?
Post by: Rabbi Of Racing on July 17, 2020, 11:00:17 AM: Dave is a good guy
Title: Re: WHY IS DAVE LITTLE SO OBESE?
Post by: master blaster on July 17, 2020, 11:02:43 AM: QUIT PICKING ON DAVE. HE IS A GOOD GUY. LIKE TO SEE WHAT YOU WHALES LOOK LIKE tmbz1 ngc3
Title: Re: WHY IS DAVE LITTLE SO OBESE?
Post by: Calhoun on July 17, 2020, 12:14:16 PM: OBEAST
Title: Re: WHY IS DAVE LITTLE SO OBESE?
Post by: Fatboy on July 17, 2020, 01:47:46 PM: No comment....
What about you Joe?
Title: Re: WHY IS DAVE LITTLE SO OBESE?
Post by: AsPromised on July 17, 2020, 03:36:48 PM: Has he raided Brower's swedish fish yet!!
Title: Re: WHY IS DAVE LITTLE SO OBESE?
Post by: LUCPARK on July 17, 2020, 03:38:43 PM: hes a big fat jerk

and he uses brill creme