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General Category => Harness Racing => Topic started by: 1forthethumb on April 13, 2018, 02:10:20 PM
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Any crazy ones? One I must make is 1st wager $20 on #5 regardless of horse,driver, odds
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I play Dion on my way to track.
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I always get a hummer on the way to the track
not on the way back
IF MY HORSES LOSES MY JOHNSON WONT GET HARD
WHEN IM AGGRAVATED
tmbz1
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I play Dion on my way to track.
With or without the Belmonts.
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Belmonts.
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I play Dion on my way to track.
Celine ?
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eating peanuts in the shedrow the day of the race. I know some oldtimers that would fire you for eating peanuts .
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THROW NUTZ ON ROOF OF BARN AFTER CUT
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The first time i was at northfield park i had just bought my program and was looking outside at the tote board and a lady was standing next to me and fell over and died of a heart attack.I ended up losing 7 hundred that nite.True story.
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I ALWAYS TAKE A CRAP IN THE SAME SINK EVERY NIGHT WE GOT ONE IN tmbz1
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I ALWAYS TAKE A CRAP IN THE SAME SINK EVERY NIGHT WE GOT ONE IN tmbz1
TY MSO
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The first time i was at northfield park i had just bought my program and was looking outside at the tote board and a lady was standing next to me and fell over and died of a heart attack.I ended up losing 7 hundred that nite.True story.
How many have to drop before you turn around a go home.
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THROW NUTZ ON ROOF OF BARN AFTER CUT
Done that a few times but should of threw the horse on the roof on a couple of them.
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The first time i was at northfield park i had just bought my program and was looking outside at the tote board and a lady was standing next to me and fell over and died of a heart attack.I ended up losing 7 hundred that nite.True story.
I hate Dead Heats
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That happened around 1993.That shook me up that nite seeing that and i remember not having a very good feeling that nite after that..
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That happened around 1993.That shook me up that nite seeing that and i remember not having a very good feeling that nite after that..
lose the mortgage when u see nutz on roof guaranteed
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Always bring a red pen to the track and only bet with $50s. When seeing Pig hand him a second red pen.
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ALWAYS TEAR OUT THE 7TH RACE IN THE PROGRAM
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Three of us are at Aqueduct. Tom goes to the men's room which is down half a level and must have 30-40 urinals. He comes up and he and some guy are going at each other big time. We break it up and ask what happened. Tom says "you know I have a SUPERSTITION about pissing in the urinal which is the number of the horse I bet. Well I bet the six but when I got down stairs, all the urinals were empty, however, some guy was using the 5th urinal so I fell in behind him and what you saw was the result.