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Title: MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO BEFORE BUYIN A HORSE
Post by: LUCPARK on November 15, 2018, 10:58:44 AM: FIND A TRAINER

CK YOUR BANK ACCOUNT

FIND A VET

,,,,,

OR ..JUST???
Title: Re: MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO BEFORE BUYIN A HORSE
Post by: LUCPARK on November 15, 2018, 11:44:22 AM: U SPELLED

PLANE WRONG

JUST SAYIN tmbz1
Title: Re: MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO BEFORE BUYIN A HORSE
Post by: dinkadoo on November 15, 2018, 12:18:37 PM: Quote from: LUCPARK on November 15, 2018, 10:58:44 AM
FIND A TRAINER

CK YOUR BANK ACCOUNT

FIND A VET

,,,,,

OR ..JUST???
find a trainer that will go in partners with ya. Make sure they have a stake in the horse..... less screwing.... Although lube is still suggested.
Title: Re: MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO BEFORE BUYIN A HORSE
Post by: shuffledagain on November 15, 2018, 12:33:55 PM: Gather up a pile of hundos.

Set fire to them.

Repeat until you learn.
Title: Re: MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO BEFORE BUYIN A HORSE
Post by: Field_In_Motion on November 15, 2018, 12:45:17 PM: BUY SOME UNLABELLED BOTTLES SHOULD BE YOUR FIRST MOVE
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Title: Re: MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO BEFORE BUYIN A HORSE
Post by: Refusedtopace on November 15, 2018, 01:27:39 PM: Rob a bank.
Title: Re: MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO BEFORE BUYIN A HORSE
Post by: lesstired on November 15, 2018, 01:32:43 PM: Have someone kick u hard in the crotch.....

Repeat this approx 5x.....

Then do it again.....

but this time have them do it harder......
Title: Re: MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO BEFORE BUYIN A HORSE
Post by: PIGLAND on November 15, 2018, 01:34:30 PM: i eat
Title: Re: MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO BEFORE BUYIN A HORSE
Post by: caddy on November 15, 2018, 02:30:37 PM: Quote from: shuffledagain on November 15, 2018, 12:33:55 PM
Gather up a pile of hundos.

Set fire to them.

Repeat until you learn.

Buy a decent hat. If you wanna be somebody, you gotta look like somebody. Then, intervu no less than 5 trainers. Resist the urge to go with the lowest daily training price. See if the trainer will partner so you can get into a $10 > $20K claimer instead of a $5K claimer that will force you to get your jollies by breaking even. Keep good records so you're not pretending to be making a profit when you're really losing your sweet ass. Take your friends to the track so they can see you're a horse owner. Sell the horse. Finally, get a second job to pay off all your losses.

82zx.1 82zx.1 82zx.1
Title: Re: MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO BEFORE BUYIN A HORSE
Post by: horses first on November 15, 2018, 03:49:02 PM: Find yourself a old age cougar with a lot of money from her three X husbands. Once you establish the bedroom rules then it's off to the yearling sales. About the only win win situation then robbing a bank or getting kicked in the dick multiple times. Just grab a batch of the 80 yr old snatch.
Title: Re: MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO BEFORE BUYIN A HORSE
Post by: hoosierboy on November 15, 2018, 04:31:23 PM: Quote from: LUCPARK on November 15, 2018, 10:58:44 AM
FIND A TRAINER

CK YOUR BANK ACCOUNT

FIND A VET

,,,,,

OR ..JUST???

Check bank account numerous times
Title: Re: MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO BEFORE BUYIN A HORSE
Post by: In front on November 15, 2018, 07:35:21 PM: Quote from: caddy on November 15, 2018, 02:30:37 PM
Buy a decent hat. If you wanna be somebody, you gotta look like somebody. Then, intervu no less than 5 trainers. Resist the urge to go with the lowest daily training price. See if the trainer will partner so you can get into a $10 > $20K claimer instead of a $5K claimer that will force you to get your jollies by breaking even. Keep good records so you're not pretending to be making a profit when you're really losing your sweet ass. Take your friends to the track so they can see you're a horse owner. Sell the horse. Finally, get a second job to pay off all your losses.

82zx.1 82zx.1 82zx.1

Caddy knows
Title: Re: MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO BEFORE BUYIN A HORSE
Post by: Barnman69 on November 15, 2018, 08:29:17 PM: How much can you afford to lose and read Horseplop
Title: Re: MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO BEFORE BUYIN A HORSE
Post by: Inside The Pylons on November 15, 2018, 09:36:45 PM: Say "Honey Please"
Title: Re: MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO BEFORE BUYIN A HORSE
Post by: HornbyDuke on November 15, 2018, 10:44:43 PM: Quote from: Hurricane on November 15, 2018, 09:40:00 PM
Find a horse who can talk.
Or at least 1 who knows how to play checkers.

OH WWILBUR!
Title: Re: MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO BEFORE BUYIN A HORSE
Post by: spaheaven on November 16, 2018, 07:30:19 PM: Make sure you pay less than $500 so you'll make a profit when you call Johnny Slaughterhouse.
Title: Re: MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO BEFORE BUYIN A HORSE
Post by: seriously on November 16, 2018, 07:32:02 PM: understand you are just on the bottom of the pyramid.