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Title: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: TW on June 14, 2018, 02:29:23 PM
I would have self-self betting terminals THAT WORKED available on tables in the dining room.  I would set some threshold bet level, after which the cost of programs for any track would be credited back to one's players card.  No limit on the number of tracks to which this applies.  I would serve decent tasting food that is edible - much like what is typically available in the buildings housing the slot machines.  And last, but not least, have wet t-shirt contests on the track apron - at least on weekend nights.

Other ideas?
Title: Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: TW on June 14, 2018, 02:30:41 PM
PS:  I would also allow Walter Case Junior to drive at my track.

Sure to boost attendance and generate interest.
Title: Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: LUCPARK on June 14, 2018, 02:33:11 PM
PS:  I would also allow Walter Case Junior to drive at my track.

Sure to boost attendance and generate interest.

hez like 69 get over him,,time has passed

Title: Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: Larrylou32 on June 14, 2018, 02:49:09 PM
I would have self-self betting terminals THAT WORKED available on tables in the dining room.  I would set some threshold bet level, after which the cost of programs for any track would be credited back to one's players card.  No limit on the number of tracks to which this applies.  I would serve decent tasting food that is edible - much like what is typically available in the buildings housing the slot machines.  And last, but not least, have wet t-shirt contests on the track apron - at least on weekend nights.

Other ideas?

How about kicking the cheat trainers and drivers out for good
Title: Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: hoosierboy on June 14, 2018, 02:53:53 PM
hez like 69 get over him,,time has passed



Holy Shit Than You very much I totally agree
Title: Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: Atthetrack7 on June 14, 2018, 02:57:02 PM
 Thank God idiots like this thread starter don't own any racetracks, there should be laws against total fools owning anything
Title: Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: Fatboy on June 14, 2018, 03:03:24 PM
Thank God idiots like this thread starter don't own any racetracks, there should be laws against total fools owning anything

SO HE CANT HAVE IDEAS?
Title: Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: Atthetrack7 on June 14, 2018, 03:06:46 PM
 So lets have wet T shirt nights on the track apron in front of underage children, only  a pervert would be in favor of that
Title: Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: Rabbi Of Racing on June 14, 2018, 03:14:56 PM
So lets have wet T shirt nights on the track apron in front of underage children, only  a pervert would be in favor of that
You would be on the apron whacking off
Title: Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: Fatboy on June 14, 2018, 03:28:07 PM
So lets have wet T shirt nights on the track apron in front of underage children, only  a pervert would be in favor of that

U TAKIN YOUR UNDERAGED KIDS TO TRACK IS THE PROBLEM
Title: Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: quitpullinmychain on June 14, 2018, 03:44:33 PM
Delaware Park had a thing you plugged in at your table.When you pick it up at the window you put how much money you like on it you never have to get up to make bets.End of nite you take it back & cash out.
Title: Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: Powerful Patricks Ghost on June 14, 2018, 04:16:24 PM
hez like 69 get over him,,time has passed



Have to agree with Puke on this one.
Title: Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: Atthetrack7 on June 14, 2018, 04:43:14 PM
You would be on the apron whacking off

I hear to masturbate to pics of your mom
Title: Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: kantseeback on June 14, 2018, 06:01:43 PM
hez like 69 get over him,,time has passed



Merrit Dokey is making a comeback and hez older than dirt.
Some people on here have posted that satch werner is driving in Europe.
next years driver of the yea

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Title: Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: bigwrench on June 14, 2018, 06:08:46 PM
That AtTheShack dipshit
Is a real professional Ass Wipe
Title: Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: kantseeback on June 14, 2018, 06:11:08 PM
That AtTheShack dipshit
Is a real professional Ass Wipe


He comes off like a low life pervert
Title: Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: mtnskipper on June 14, 2018, 08:04:55 PM
I would have self-self betting terminals THAT WORKED available on tables in the dining room.  I would set some threshold bet level, after which the cost of programs for any track would be credited back to one's players card.  No limit on the number of tracks to which this applies.  I would serve decent tasting food that is edible - much like what is typically available in the buildings housing the slot machines.  And last, but not least, have wet t-shirt contests on the track apron - at least on weekend nights.

Other ideas?
first you would have to find some people under 60 that have even heard about harness racing. not very likely. if you could why not just give them free programs that they couldn't read or decipher anyway. they would never be able to operate a self-betting machine while eating your decent tasting food which you would have to charge way too much for. when their horse breaks stride in the first race it would be difficult to convince them to keep on betting. you are about 50 years too late with this idea. if you owned a slot track wouldn't you want them in the casino anyway.
Title: Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: Nameaintbrian on June 15, 2018, 02:08:19 AM
hez like 69 get over him,,time has passed


And at 69years old can still out drive these stupid fucks in Chicago and Indy.
Title: Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: Larrylou32 on June 15, 2018, 06:53:43 AM
free drinks for all
Title: Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: Fatboy on June 15, 2018, 09:12:16 AM
first you would have to find some people under 60 that have even heard about harness racing. not very likely. if you could why not just give them free programs that they couldn't read or decipher anyway. they would never be able to operate a self-betting machine while eating your decent tasting food which you would have to charge way too much for. when their horse breaks stride in the first race it would be difficult to convince them to keep on betting. you are about 50 years too late with this idea. if you owned a slot track wouldn't you want them in the casino anyway.

A REALISTIC VIEW tmbz1
Title: Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
Post by: bigwrench on June 15, 2018, 03:06:44 PM
Yeah I think it is especially the part about operating the sbm
Unless. It was on their phone!!
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