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Title: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: PineHurstPacer on July 12, 2023, 06:59:11 PM: LOL

https://ustrottingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Rulings-07072023.pdf
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: Larry Bird Boy on July 12, 2023, 11:37:59 PM: I heard homer found the “cigar bastard” but now he’s looking for his brother, the “cigarette bastard”. ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: shotgunner on July 13, 2023, 06:52:18 AM: His son trains the best trotter in the world, they should know who he is and not have to ask for his license.
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: Harness racer on July 13, 2023, 06:54:35 AM: Quote from: shotgunner on July 13, 2023, 06:52:18 AM
His son trains the best trotter in the world, they should know who he is and not have to ask for his license.

I thought that horse just got beat some Indiana trash?
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: Generation XYZ on July 13, 2023, 09:48:48 AM: Quote from: shotgunner on July 13, 2023, 06:52:18 AM
His son trains the best trotter in the world, they should know who he is and not have to ask for his license.

ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 best trotter in the world they say.... ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 Come idiots hes the best of a mediocre crop in Indiana. If hes sooo good supplement him into a grand circuit event. Otherwise cut the shit he got beat by a supposed ordinary horse.
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: Larry Bird Boy on July 13, 2023, 05:50:17 PM: Quote from: Generation XYZ on July 13, 2023, 09:48:48 AM
ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 best trotter in the world they say.... ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 Come idiots hes the best of a mediocre crop in Indiana. If hes sooo good supplement him into a grand circuit event. Otherwise cut the shit he got beat by a supposed ordinary horse.
He sounds like the new bulldog Hanover. Who knows an Amish drunk person calling people cigar bastards? ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: HornbyDuke on July 13, 2023, 06:23:21 PM: Ive called people scalawags, mugawumps, carpetbaggers and poltroons but never used any expletive as strong as cigar bastard. Homer must have been super pissed off.
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: Generation XYZ on July 13, 2023, 06:45:56 PM: Quote from: PineHurstPacer on July 12, 2023, 06:59:11 PM
LOL

https://ustrottingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Rulings-07072023.pdf

First of all DICK its Hochstettler. spell it right Cock sucker.
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: Calhoun on July 13, 2023, 06:49:41 PM: Quote from: Generation XYZ on July 13, 2023, 06:45:56 PM
First of all DICK its Hochstettler. spell it right Cock sucker.
ngc3 ngc3 no it's not
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: hoosierboy on July 13, 2023, 08:26:21 PM: Quote from: shotgunner on July 13, 2023, 06:52:18 AM
His son trains the best trotter in the world, they should know who he is and not have to ask for his license.

If he is best trotter in the world I will sell you swamp in Arizona. If you believe his stupid son you’re an idiot.
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: Generation XYZ on July 13, 2023, 10:56:39 PM: Homer is a backwoods Jerk-Off with zero class. The local notoriety has gone to his misshaped head.
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: LUCPARK on July 13, 2023, 11:12:09 PM: I forgot my license tonight in security was very cordial tmbz1

Walked me in tmbz1
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: Larry Bird Boy on July 14, 2023, 12:41:38 AM: Quote from: LUCPARK on July 13, 2023, 11:12:09 PM
I forgot my license tonight in security was very cordial tmbz1

Walked me in tmbz1
Did you see the cigar bastard or his brother the cigarette bastard?
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: Larry Bird Boy on July 14, 2023, 04:23:00 PM: Quote from: LUCPARK on July 13, 2023, 11:12:09 PM
I forgot my license tonight in security was very cordial tmbz1

Walked me in tmbz1
Was it the cigar bastard being cordial to you?
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: Kirby's Ace on July 14, 2023, 05:52:06 PM: Quote from: LUCPARK on July 13, 2023, 11:12:09 PM
I forgot my license tonight in security was very cordial tmbz1

Walked me in tmbz1

Thats because you slip them a 50
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: PineHurstPacer on July 14, 2023, 05:58:06 PM: Quote from: Larry Bird Boy on July 14, 2023, 04:23:00 PM
Was it the cigar bastard being cordial to you?

maybe Luc stroked his cigar?
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: Generation XYZ on July 14, 2023, 06:14:02 PM: How about homer sucks on a cigar and pretends its a COCK. this threads over.
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: Harness racer on July 14, 2023, 06:15:18 PM: Maybe he Monica Lewinsky'd the guys cigar. tmbz1
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: Generation XYZ on July 14, 2023, 06:17:54 PM: Quote from: Harness racer on July 14, 2023, 06:15:18 PM
Maybe he Monica Lewinsky'd the guys cigar. tmbz1

That means he twatted it. Maybe... good point. he sounds like a twat
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: Larry Bird Boy on July 15, 2023, 02:02:38 AM: Was the cigar bastard there tonight?
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: Generation XYZ on July 16, 2023, 07:51:37 AM: Is this still a thing? Homer can't even spell license, and Ponda Jet is a second place finisher now. THE END.
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: Larry Bird Boy on July 16, 2023, 10:22:11 AM: The cigar bastard might of been off this weekend. I looked for him twice or maybe he got the patch and stopped smoking.
Title: Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
Post by: Generation XYZ on July 16, 2023, 11:02:34 AM: Is this thread still going on? Homer Who??? Ponda Jet what??? Second place...