Author Topic: New Racetracks of the future.....Hi Security  (Read 2213 times)

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amityvilleboy

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New Racetracks of the future.....Hi Security
« on: June 13, 2020, 03:20:26 PM »
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Rabbi Of Racing

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Re: New Racetracks of the future.....Hi Security
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2020, 03:31:40 PM »
You are truly NUTS!

amityvilleboy

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Re: New Racetracks of the future.....Hi Security
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2020, 03:47:13 PM »
All comments appreciated ...but still flushed down the toilet.
but since you are a rabbi..I will make sure they do a blessing before we flush.

London

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Re: New Racetracks of the future.....Hi Security
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2020, 03:52:28 PM »
 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3

Superfecta

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Re: New Racetracks of the future.....Hi Security
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2020, 03:56:57 PM »
All comments appreciated ...but still flushed down the toilet.
but since you are a rabbi..I will make sure they do a blessing before we flush.

Meshuggah

Rabbi Of Racing

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Re: New Racetracks of the future.....Hi Security
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2020, 04:15:04 PM »
amityvilleboy is very naive,a young chap,he will learn

Michael Petrelli

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Re: New Racetracks of the future.....Hi Security
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2020, 04:43:51 PM »
Future racetracks will be called "parking lots". Can also substitute parks, condominiums or cleared land for sale.

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Re: New Racetracks of the future.....Hi Security
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2020, 06:54:39 PM »
Future racetracks will be called "parking lots". Can also substitute parks, condominiums or cleared land for sale.

fact

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Re: New Racetracks of the future.....Hi Security
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2020, 02:20:59 PM »
 NEED FACIAL RECOGNITION... TO KEEP CHILD MOLESTORS LIKE WINKY AWAY FROM UNDERAGE KIDS

 

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