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As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« on: May 05, 2023, 02:58:32 PM »
 I’m going to stick my beek in for a minute....

As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request I check with Goshen historical track….they did confirm that Shopping Cart Mary did not owe any back rent because…… he couldn’t provide any tax returns and wouldn’t fill out the credit application. Therefore the stalls were allotted to HIS OWNER..... Shopping Cart Mary..... you acted as if you were renting the stalls you bullshit artist.

When he was stabled at Goshen he would walk around Goshen scouring the property video taping with his Obama phone just looking for trouble.

Oh and another thing......wonder why his so called friends and family never defend him?

One last note....ATTENTION Shopping Cart Mary... honorable people do not video tape others to vouch for them, a stand up person needs no introduction. It's like a person that constantly says "I'll be honest with you".  So that means you would be dishonest???  Or saying "to tell you the truth"....meaning you wouldn't.. Your not dealing with some fucking idiot here goombaaaaa...

BTW: I'll be taking a ride down to the city for two reasons...
 
1) To inform the carriage horse people about the shit storm coming their way.

2) See if I can find Karen with that great ass an buy her a drink after work....

There ya have it folks so once again he has no money, no job wandering around like a typical deadbeat.

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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2023, 03:06:22 PM »
I’m going to stick my beek in for a minute....

As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request I check with Goshen historical track….they did confirm that Shopping Cart Mary did not owe any back rent because…… he couldn’t provide any tax returns and wouldn’t fill out the credit application. Therefore the stalls were allotted to HIS OWNER..... Shopping Cart Mary..... you acted as if you were renting the stalls you bullshit artist.

When he was stabled at Goshen he would walk around Goshen scouring the property video taping with his Obama phone just looking for trouble.

Oh and another thing......wonder why his so called friends and family never defend him?

One last note....ATTENTION Shopping Cart Mary... honorable people do not video tape others to vouch for them, a stand up person needs no introduction. It's like a person that constantly says "I'll be honest with you".  So that means you would be dishonest???  Or saying "to tell you the truth"....meaning you wouldn't.. Your not dealing with some fucking idiot here goombaaaaa...

BTW: I'll be taking a ride down to the city for two reasons...
 
1) To inform the carriage horse people about the shit storm coming their way.

2) See if I can find Karen with that great ass an buy her a drink after work....

There ya have it folks so once again he has no money, no job wandering around like a typical deadbeat.

If this is the BREAKING NEWS that was supposed to CUM yesterday while I prematurely blasted in excitement of its anticipation :-\...you need to work on it Gaagoots, otherwise I'm going to need a bottle of Viagra and Lesbian porn on standby going forward!  GL with the new Thread.....as everyday at Horseplop is.....GROUNDHOG DAY!    ;D
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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2023, 03:16:19 PM »
If this is the BREAKING NEWS that was supposed to CUM yesterday while I prematurely blasted in excitement of its anticipation :-\...you need to work on it Gaagoots, otherwise I'm going to need a bottle of Viagra and Lesbian porn on standby going forward!  GL with the new Thread.....as everyday at Horseplop is.....GROUNDHOG DAY!    ;D
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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2023, 03:17:50 PM »
Not breaking news about the owner being the one that paid and was on the lease or whatever its called. 

He's said that publicly multiple times in the past week and what you are now doing is proving that they lied about him about why he was booted.   I'm sure he will thank you for giving him some credibility.

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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2023, 03:45:14 PM »


BTW: I'll be taking a ride down to the city for two reasons...
 
2) See if I can find Karen with that great ass an buy her a drink after work....


Here's a present for you.  Put it up on a big screen so you can j o to it. It's a close as you're ever going to get to her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfMSWkT4Xnc

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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2023, 04:04:58 PM »
Here's a present for you.  Put it up on a big screen so you can j o to it. It's a close as you're ever going to get to her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfMSWkT4Xnc

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No ring on finger (at 2.04), can't stop a man for trying, GL Gaagoots - make great things happen, and "show her where the horse bit ya"! ;D.....Being superficial and not into this subject matter and laser focused as y'all tmbz1, she's very well spoke and smart, enjoyable to listen too.  Nice looking too, naturally.  Total NYC gal with the hands waiving like a conductor.

A bit pale for me, my interest (PENIS) seems more attentive to the well done variety as of late.  Thorny has Horny at 99-1, he's been sharp!  Follow up with some tanned summer beach pics, video, and if I haven't turned gay.....nah I think I'll pass, always more for y'all, I'm unselfish!  ;D     
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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2023, 04:51:42 PM »
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No ring on finger (at 2.04), can't stop a man for trying, GL Gaagoots - make great things happen, and "show her where the horse bit ya"! ;D.....Being superficial and not into this subject matter and laser focused as y'all tmbz1, she's very well spoke and smart, enjoyable to listen too.  Nice looking too, naturally.  Total NYC gal with the hands waiving like a conductor.

A bit pale for me, my interest (PENIS) seems more attentive to the well done variety as of late.  Thorny has Horny at 99-1, he's been sharp!  Follow up with some tanned summer beach pics, video, and if I haven't turned gay.....nah I think I'll pass, always more for y'all, I'm unselfish!  ;D     
Thank you that's her Edita..... That's the azzzz he's intoxicated with. So am I for that fact... tmbz1
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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2023, 04:57:45 PM »
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No ring on finger (at 2.04), can't stop a man for trying, GL Gaagoots - make great things happen, and "show her where the horse bit ya"! ;D.....Being superficial and not into this subject matter and laser focused as y'all tmbz1, she's very well spoke and smart, enjoyable to listen too.  Nice looking too, naturally.  Total NYC gal with the hands waiving like a conductor.

A bit pale for me, my interest (PENIS) seems more attentive to the well done variety as of late.  Thorny has Horny at 99-1, he's been sharp!  Follow up with some tanned summer beach pics, video, and if I haven't turned gay.....nah I think I'll pass, always more for y'all, I'm unselfish!  ;D     
I do't blame SCM she's like you said for sure Senator.  I'll she if she would like to have dinner at the Empire room at YR or the Meadowlands. 

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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2023, 05:01:05 PM »
Not breaking news about the owner being the one that paid and was on the lease or whatever its called. 

He's said that publicly multiple times in the past week and what you are now doing is proving that they lied about him about why he was booted.   I'm sure he will thank you for giving him some credibility.
He said earlier when he started broadcasting that he paid the bills.

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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2023, 05:15:33 PM »
I do't blame SCM she's like you said for sure Senator.  I'll she if she would like to have dinner at the Empire room at YR or the Meadowlands.

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A horse advocate there LOL!

You must be pulling my dick.....because no else currently is!

Might find out her cuisine preferences first like the unlayable faggots do, but if she likes ya  tmbz1, it don't  matter, even the raw vegan is no match for Valentino Gaagoots!  Salud!  Bottoms Up! And call in to work sick healthy tomorrow, tell them lil' Gaag needs his rest!  VGL!   ;D
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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2023, 05:34:39 PM »
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A horse advocate there LOL!

You must be pulling my dick.....because no else currently is!

Might find out her cuisine preferences first like the unlayable faggots do, but if she likes ya  tmbz1, it don't  matter, even the raw vegan is no match for Valentino Gaagoots!  Salud!  Bottoms Up! And call in to work sick healthy tomorrow, tell them lil' Gaag needs his rest!  VGL!   ;D
First I'll hale her down for a ride...Then I'll start off the conversation asking her if she's a part time model... Then I'll tell her that I own some race horses and at Meadowlands and Yonkers and ask if she would like to have dinner in the club house and watch my horses race?

Upon further evaluation she seems well educated and well spoken like you had mentioned so I will make sure we have a few drinks prior to making my move. It might take a few dates as you can't eat an elephant in one bite.

Patience is the name of the game with a woman like her most likely. My guess is she's a complete freak in bed. We'll see.. 
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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2023, 05:41:58 PM »
First I'll hale her down for a ride...Then I'll start off the conversation asking her if she's a part time model... Then I'll tell her that I own some race horses and at Meadowlands and Yonkers and ask if she would like to have dinner in the club house and watch my horses race?

WTF is that?!  Tell her you have a "little acorn"  and her inspiration is making make it an "oak" (Stripes, Bill Murray).

Seriously, ask her if she takes ride requests, and say the bar, then home sweetheart....and we lived happily ever after.....for 2 hours!   ;D
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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2023, 06:27:59 PM »
WTF is that?!  Tell her you have a "little acorn"  and her inspiration is making make it an "oak" (Stripes, Bill Murray).

Seriously, ask her if she takes ride requests, and say the bar, then home sweetheart....and we lived happily ever after.....for 2 hours!   ;D
Hey Senator, we better watch it. We’re gonna turn this into a dating site ! 😂👅💩

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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2023, 07:03:52 PM »
Hey Senator, we better watch it. We’re gonna turn this into a dating site ! 😂👅💩

Just don't turn it into stalker central, ya might wanna say to her, it's no coincidence, meeting ya, I'm a 1/2 fan and I just to make sure you were real and not memorex....for those that would advance advise her.

After you make her laugh, make sure she's not gay (Sonny's My "door test")....tell her anything ya want!  Like you need my permission!

Women - laughing, getting respect, and a very inspired titanium cock they know you love them....again for an hour or so!   ;D   
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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2023, 07:14:25 PM »
Just don't turn it into stalker central, ya might wanna say to her, it's no coincidence, meeting ya, I'm a 1/2 fan and I just to make sure you were real and not memorex....for those that would advance advise her.

After you make her laugh, make sure she's not gay (Sonny's My "door test")....tell her anything ya want!  Like you need my permission!

Women - laughing, getting respect, and a very inspired titanium cock they know you love them....again for an hour or so!   ;D
  After a few drinks I’ll say to her I noticed in Mike’s video you’re beautiful nails…. She’ll say thank you…. I’ll say, incidentally, what do panties and fingernail polish have in common? She’ll say what? And I’ll say, they both come off of a little alcohol. 👅💩

 

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