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General Category => Harness Racing => Topic started by: oreogator2 on July 31, 2020, 12:30:50 PM
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Hopefully, this post will give you a taste of what you are looking for in racing - an informed and entertaining way to make a few dollars betting horses.
On June 1st the Lakeshore group asked me to produce the best darn simulcast in racing. The writing is on the wall, and they want to show they are relevant.
On July 15, following 6 weeks of writing, and just 2 hours after our first production shoot, the show was cancelled. Money.
Not to be dismayed, I am going to post over the next few days, some of the 2 minute vignettes whicH would have filled the gap between races.
We start with the 6 minute Leamington Raceway simulcast show ‘Open’....
https://youtu.be/UF4q4ZZ_eos
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thanks Marty tmbz1
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NO OFFENSE MARTY, BUT YOU ARE TOO OLD TO GIVE US ANYTHING NEW. ALL YOU BRING TO THE TABLE IS LEFTOVERS AND THEY ARE STARTING TO GROW MOLD,
AND THIS DAY AND AGE, WALKING AROUND IN YOUR JOCKEY SHORTS IS ACTING LIKE A PERV
APPRECIATED YOU "BACK IN THE DAY" BUT IT IS TIME FOR SOMETHING NEW, TO PASS THE TORCH,,, AND SET FIRE TO THOSE SHORTS
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Marty, it looks like you were wearing Tom Bain's suit jacket rather than one you bought for yourself at Freed's. You still have it. But comb that thinning heeeeeeeeeeeb hair and get a haircut. The schtick was always your strongest suit.
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Just what the world needs is another 70 year old Race Track Tout
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Marty has a great voice tmbz1
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I THOUGHT THE OBJECT WAS TO TRY TO GET NEW FANS FROM THE YOUNGER GENERATION.
THIS GUY IS TRYING TO DIG SOME UP FROM YEARS AGO.
HIS GENERATION ALREADY RUINED RACING ONCE, WHY GIVE THEM ANOTHER CHANCE?
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I THOUGHT THE OBJECT WAS TO TRY TO GET NEW FANS FROM THE YOUNGER GENERATION.
THIS GUY IS TRYING TO DIG SOME UP FROM YEARS AGO.
HIS GENERATION ALREADY RUINED RACING ONCE, WHY GIVE THEM ANOTHER CHANCE?
Hey little Munster dude, your caps lock is stuck again
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Word of advice .. Don't rail them on caps .. They'll band you 73cv.2
Marty was funny in spots. Liked the slow times for his track joke.
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Good Job marty! ThNks for wat you do
Ignore the Broke Ass Sour Fux on here
They havent Schit ..nor a window to pitch it out of
If 1 of my trainer buddys get in up there
Ill lead the way! 11.wp
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This is the wrong place if your looking for sympathy!
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WHAT'S NEXT? RED GREEN? THE GHOUL?
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Tough crowd this Horseplop, but I love it.
Keep it up.
From the first post, you took on my age, hair & clothes, & I’ve only just begun.
I was asked by a small track in Ontario to help them get their simulcast noticed. Like many tracks in North America, their days are numbered, and I will do whatever I can to help.
Perhaps my shortcomings, as some have identified, will inspire you to do better.
More to come.
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Thanks Marty. I am sure there are many that appreciate your efforts. tmbz1
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Word of advice .. Don't rail them on caps .. They'll band you 73cv.2
Marty was funny in spots. Liked the slow times for his track joke.
Im due yo get banded anyway. Ive criticized lucpark and support fatboy. That should do it right there
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Leamington Raceway opens its 2020 meet in 8 days on Sunday, August 9th.
The horses run true to form, and you can make money.
Post time: 1:30
https://youtu.be/IeJ97gIoSxM
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ketchup town !!!! tmbz1
or is it catsup town ?
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GLAD THE FOLKS THAT RUN LEAMINGTON REALIZED HOW BIG A MISTAKE THEY WERE MAKING IN HIRING THIS MARTY NADLER DUDE AND FIRED HIM BEFORE HE EVEN GOT TO START.
SO NOW HE GETS TO TORTURE HORSEPLOP.COM,
NO DOUBT A BIG STEP UP IN CLASS FOR NADLER
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Smartest thing this track could do is change its name to Woodbone at Leamington and hope 1 $2 bettor gets confused - that would double it's handle. ngc3
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True to form it's ass wipes like you who have to step up and let us all know just how big an ass wipe you really are. Marty has done more and forgotten more about harness racing than you will ever know.
Ice..you are 100% correct.....
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Ice..you are 100% correct.....
200% if that was possible.
B.G. should think about Cassie and nothing else 95xz.2
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True to form it's ass wipes like you who have to step up and let us all know just how big an ass wipe you really are. Marty has done more and forgotten more about harness racing than you will ever know.
ITS JUST SOMETHING THIS SPORT DONT UNDERSTAND. GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY, SO THAT A NEW GENERATION , CAN GROW UP WITH SOMEONE THEY CAN RELATE TOO. SOMEONE MORE THEIR OWN AGE, NOT SOME RELIC GETTING THE DUST BLOWN OFF AGAIN. THANK MARTY FOR FRANK SALIV,
OLD FUCKS WHO OWN FARMS AND THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING, NOT LETTING THE NEW BOYS LEARN IT ON HIS OWN.. KEEPS THIS DYING INDUSTRY FIRMLY PLANTED IN YESTERYEAR, WHEN IT SORELY NEEDS CHANGE
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Just so you know, I agree with some of what you say, and I put my money where my mouth is.
I stepped down at Leamington, to produce their TV show. Moving into the announce booth is 18 year old Nathan Bain.
Always trying to do what is best.
Leamington opens in 7 days on Sunday, August 9. Post time 1:30
https://youtu.be/oucNgKOJJ4E
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Leamington Raceway opens in 6 days.
It’s a holiday in Ontario. Along with opening days, tracks thrive on moments like these for the entertainment and family values. But, how do you drive attendance the rest of the year?
https://youtu.be/ElccQqQgPi4
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MAKE SURE YOU GIVE KNIVES TO GAMBLERS AS THEY LEAVE THE RACETRACK, OR BETTER YET, BY MAIL.
AND I BET THOSE PLATES MAKE NICE FRISBEES TO LAUNCH AT YOUR FAVORITE DRIVER
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Keep up the fight Marty!
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Minor league Baseball will do 25 cent hot dogs and 50 cent beer days/nights as a promo and the stands are packed so they get their admission money and they cut a deal with their suppliers and everyone comes out ahead. Now you can't do that with this Covid but should we ever get back to normal then why not.
ANOTHER IDEA. SO OLD, THAT IT HAS 6 FEET OF DIRT ON TOP OF IT, LIKE YOU HOPEFULLY SOON WILL HAVE
REMEMBER IT IS NOT YOUR GREAT GRANDADDIES RACETRACK ANYMORE
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Minor league Baseball will do 25 cent hot dogs and 50 cent beer days/nights as a promo and the stands are packed so they get their admission money and they cut a deal with their suppliers and everyone comes out ahead. Now you can't do that with this Covid but should we ever get back to normal then why not.
AND THE NEXT ONE WILL BE FREE CHECKERS AND BOARD/ WITH PAID ADMISSIONH
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You hit the nail on the head Iceman!
My wife,son and i attended the NA Cup last year and got free tee shirts and hats. That'll keep us going to the track for a few years. My son (22 years old) wears his NA Cup hat most days and he and his buddies now go to the track.
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if a tree fell in the woods and nobody was around would it make any noise
if they raced at leamington for 9 days and nobody was there would it make any noise
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Five days to go before Leamington Raceway opens Sunday, August 9th.
Post time 1:30.
No Pace, Cup, or Crown, but competitive $7,000 claimers.
And marketing no other track can boast....
https://youtu.be/4CsITEhZBwQ
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Leamington Raceway opens in 4 days. Sunday, August 9. Post time 1:30
The above scripts were written specifically for Leamington (small track)
Not necessarily to attract the gambler - more so to attract the crowd, the family. These scripts would be different for a large track - more to address racing issues, including a sense of entertainment.
With that in mind, here comes a racing “issue”.......
https://youtu.be/D4JkX_GQag0
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Marty is and always was a very good handicapper and gambler. Not at degenerate level but very involved. Loved to bet on his own horses. Would absolutely destroy the resident clowns like Lice Man, Cunni-Lingus and the Maywood Midget in a handicapping contest. And would totally embarrass a fucking non-handicapping idiot like Bob Pandoofus. I'm certain that the Leamington handle owes a big part to Marty's personal handle. Until next time, handicappers..... ....HEIL HITLER!!
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Still Trying to attract attention to the Leamington opening day on Sunday August 7. Post time 1:30.
CKLW am800 will be pre-taping a Racing interview Play back on Sunday at 11 AM and their sports show. What questions might you have about racing?
In the meantime for all the cynics another fallacy of racing......
https://youtu.be/RST8b2Xdsr8
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Marty is and always was a very good handicapper and gambler. Not at degenerate level but very involved. Loved to bet on his own horses. Would absolutely destroy the resident clowns like Lice Man, Cunni-Lingus and the Maywood Midget in a handicapping contest. And would totally embarrass a fucking non-handicapping idiot like Bob Pandoofus. I'm certain that the Leamington handle owes a big part to Marty's personal handle. Until next time, handicappers..... ....HEIL HITLER!!
So that would make you about 2 levels below Pandolfo, or just above a gutter rat, which is where your mouth is from.
Speaking of degenerate level, you would know, wouldn’t you?
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Leamington Raceway opens in 3 days on Sunday, August 9. Post time 1:30
With Essex county still in stage 2, no fans or owners will be allowed.
You also won’t see whipping as it used to be......
https://youtu.be/X0eWIge7eMc
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One of my trainers i do work for
Inquired about trying to ship a few
Over and race there but the
Chinese Flu restrictions make it
About impossible
Anyways thanks much marty nice work sir
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Leamington Raceway opens in 3 days on Sunday, August 9. Post time 1:30
With Essex county still in stage 2, no fans or owners will be allowed.
You also won’t see whipping as it used to be......
https://youtu.be/X0eWIge7eMc
Marty, you used an old Rodney Dangerfield joke,,,,,still funny after all these years
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HANDICAPPING PROGRAM
https://lakeshorehorseraceway.com/vendor/ckuploads/files/0809-Leamington.pdf
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Good job John posting the Leamington program for Sunday.
Actually, you do an excellent service for everyone.
I hope all appreciate you, as I do.
For the ploppers, my best bet Sunday is in the 3rd, #1 TOMITTA BAYAMA.
#5 KEATON for second.
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Leamington Raceway opens in 2 days.
Some things that bug people about racing, never happens at Leamington.
https://youtu.be/YiUwjmmQhxU
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Geez, Gilles Gendron is driving at Leamington!! If that's the original, he's got to be pushing 75. In his day, he was the best driver not named Filion at Blue Bonnets.
And I see my old buddy, Georgie Robinson, now seems to have a slew of skins. Nice card.
I look at the Officials page and I chuckle as I remember most all of those people as small children. Good for them all. Until next time, history "Buffs".............HEIL HITLER!!
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As I wind down my last of 10 days (I’ll just fade away) making Ploppers aware of Leamingtons’ opening this Sunday, Aug 9, post time 1:30, following is an explanation of harness racing’s most confusing rule.....
https://youtu.be/W0ej6y7Hr10
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I'm old school Marty,need the hub rail and NO passing lane! tmbz1 God Bless you and the great,and I do mean the great Nathan Bain! tmbz1
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Give our regards to Dolores
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Leamington Raceway opens tomorrow, post time 1:30.
You can make a little money, as horses run true to form.
And true to form, Ill be gone after tomorrow’s post.
Don’t be afraid of the “take-outs”.......
https://youtu.be/i8AeReKQ2ck
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I see tvg will handle i will put 100 through the windows. tmbz1
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Marty's a good guy tmbz1
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I HOPE THAT POASTER WIGGLES 44 MAKES SURE TO POAST HIS CANADIAN HANDOUTS HERE ON MARTY NADLERS TOPIC
SAY GOODNIGHT MARTY, BUT THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES
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Leamington Raceway opens later today, post time 1:30.
I want to thank all who posted. The good and the not so good posts.
Yes, all. I appreciated the input. Without all your suggestions, I cannot do my part to try and make things better. Yes for ALL of you.
If you need support, just call.
In the meantime,
6th race #5 BET ON BRETT
7th race #4 LETS ROAR
They along with the earlier pick makes 3, and hopefully will give you some pocket change - a small token of my appreciation.
Unlike Frosty, I only MIGHT be back some day
https://youtu.be/XBiuaC2INsM
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Unfortunately tvg is not taking leamington today ugh so marty. 11.wp
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I got a load of b level Canadian buggy tracks: summerside, Hippodrome, Georgian downs, Rideau car., and Clinton but no learningtobet.
Ah what the hell, after all the hard work the orregator put in here I feel compelled to bet a shitty track today. I see Buffalo on my card, that should be a suitable American version of learmington. In just going to use the free learm program to play an early double. Fact that it's not the same horses racing shouldn't matter.
Good try Marty. Whole thing seemed pretty well thought out.
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Here is the official Program
In Race 7..........Gilles Gendron will not be driving.....same owner..but instead of him training...the horse has been moved to Richard Moreau stable....BIG change
And Garret Rooney will drive.....Rooney is also driving a couple for Bob McIntosh..which tells you something
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Here is the official Program
In Race 7..........Gilles Gendron will not be driving.....same owner..but instead of him training...the horse has been moved to Richard Moreau stable....BIG change
And Garret Rooney will drive.....Rooney is also driving a couple for Bob McIntosh..which tells you something
Thanks I just sent a courrier up with $20 to bet the trainer change to Moreau horse in person. All this was worth the effort after all. ngc3
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Results are in. Moreau horse won paid $9. Good tip from eye for anyone that could access a feed that allowed wagering. 7 out of 10 races went to favorite most under or at even $. Marc St Louis drove 4 winners.
Hope the handle at least held par for last yr - don't know.
My courier was stopped at the border by RCM police and not allowed through. Claimed was a suspicious character. Otherwise I would have crushed the pool in the 7th. :P
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Total Handle: $11,300
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Here are the pool totals
Win 177
Place 96
Exacta 216
Tri 532
I played tri 2 with 146 w 146
24 with 42 w all
12 with 124 w all
It finished 2 4 6
Long inquiry........4 disqualified..pla ced 5th
He did break but no following horse at the 1/4 pole lost any ground
I would have had most of the pool...got nothing
Exact was $ 60
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Total Handle: $11,300
Total Purse: $45,100
waste of money
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for the record, has been 25gs+ handle sundays last couple years.
..unfortunately this is last place in ontario to go to
Phase three...still ph. 2 which.means basically still locked down. Covid not out of that area windsor. And essex county..big problem migrant farm workers and farm operatirs who cant get handle on it so whole area suffers..and because of covid one if many ontario b tracks still dusallowing lasix....and tgeres a whole of bleeders runn8ng who really shouldnt
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for the record, has been 25gs+ handle sundays last couple years.
..unfortunately this is last place in ontario to go to
Phase three...still ph. 2 which.means basically still locked down. Covid not out of that area windsor. And essex county..big problem migrant farm workers and farm operatirs who cant get handle on it so whole area suffers..and because of covid one if many ontario b tracks still dusallowing lasix....and tgeres a whole of bleeders runn8ng who really shouldnt
not to mention all those who have questionable characters....the ST Louis,s, Waxman, Piroski, Basilone, Bourgault..etc...
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CONGRATS TO MARTY NADLER, HIS LAST CENTURY STYLE HAS CHASED EVEN MORE BETTORS AWAY FROM TOMATOVILLE , ONLY 7000 DOLLARS WAS WAGERED, DOWN FROM 11K LAST WEEK.
WHAT THESE OLD TURDS LIKE NADLER AND ICEDAM REFUSE TO UNDERSTAND IS THAT IT IS NOT YOUR GRAND DADDYS RACETRACK ANYMORE AND THE GRANDKIDS DONT WANT TO PLAY PONG AND ASTEROIDS ANY LONGER.
UNTIL WE FLUSH THESE OLD TURDS , THE REMAKING OF HARNESS RACING GETS PUT ON THE BACK BURNER, WHAT IT WAS, JUST AINT GOOD ENOUGH, AND WHEN ARE YOU OLD PIECES OF FECAL MATTER GOING TO REALIZE THAT? YOUR STUBBORNESS IS WHAT IS HOLDING THE GAME BACK FROM EVEN TRYING NEW IDEAS. THE MODERN DAY RACE FAN IS TELLING YOU THIS, BUT YOUR EARS ARE FULL OF SHIT AND YOU REFUSE TO LISTEN, THINKING YOU STILL KNOW BETTER, BUT DONT
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Boy , I wish you had told us what YOU REALLY ARE THINKING !
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Barnsnail's boy does the "picks" at Leamington.
Apparently the apple didn't fall far from the tree as his handicapping was just as bad as the old man's.
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All you gotta know at Leamington is Marc E St Louis, Danielle Neill & Drew Neill.
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Drew Neil? Is he related to her?
No. Drew is from the Maritimes. Danielle from Michigan.
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and its Danielle St Louis